So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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