Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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