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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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