Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
