you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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