Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
