scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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