Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
