Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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