actually, I'm a sock model
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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