doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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