found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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