he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
