I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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