Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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