yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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