oh god the rape fog is back!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
wow bdsm is so cute
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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