is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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