Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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