You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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