Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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