I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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