So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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