I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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