he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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