real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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