omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My dick has a subreddit
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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