My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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