Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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