my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
