people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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