thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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