he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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