i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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