Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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