Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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