if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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