Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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