I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
