Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
why do cheetos always look like penises
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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