Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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