the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Randomize
