you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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