Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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