I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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