apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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