it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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