YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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