Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am spending my child support on dildos
My underwear smells like fireworks.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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