susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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