this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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